Vocals: Lucy Muse Instruments: Ben Thomas
Recorded, mixed and mastered by Ben Thomas. Design by Ben Thomas and Lucy Muse. Released in 2021
JAPANESE KNOTWEED
You've got Knotweed, Japanese Knotweed.
You've got Knotweed, but it is a weed!
Garden sadist, the devil tree.
Mortgage breaker, financially you're screwed!
Space invader, the weed of doom
Naughty neighbour, section 114/2.
You've got Knotweed, Japanese Knotweed.
You've got Knotweed, but it is a weed!
Fallopia Japonica, AKA ...
The bastard weed, on the right of way no more!
Weed of Satan, the wrecking crew.
Knotweed nation - the green taboo - you're screwed!
You've got Knotweed, Japanese Knotweed.
You've got Knotweed, but it is a weed!
You've got Knotweed, Japanese Knotweed.
You've got Knotweed, but it is a weed!
It would appear you've got an infestation in your garden
Really? That's terrible!
That will implicate your mortgage agreement.
No! You're joking, surely!
If you allow it to spread onto neighbouring properties, you will be liable to prosecution.
Oh please God no!
I'm afraid there's no easy way to remove it!
Oh my god!
The chances are now, that you're stuck with it for many years to come.
Really?
Don't spray it with weedkiller.
Oh I don't believe it!
That will just make the situation a lot worse.
You have to be kidding!
We generally find that the autumn time is the best time to deal with it
What am I going to do?
But it generally comes back with a vengeance in the spring.
Vocals: Lucy Muse Instruments: Ben Thomas
Recorded, mixed and mastered by Ben Thomas. Design by Ben Thomas and Lucy Muse. Released in 2021
JELI ELLY
Jeli was a star in a movie show
but she couldn't get out of bed
sitting in the park with a pac a mac on
and a flower in her hair
She found the never fading star
She found they all know who you are
Jeli was a star in a movie show
but she couldn't get out of bed
sitting in the park with a pac a mac on
and a flower in her hair
Jeli was a star in a hotel room
but she couldn't get out of bed
sitting in the park with a pac a mac on
not a single thought in her head
She found the never fading star
She found they all know who you are
Jeli was a star in a movie show
but she couldn't get out of bed
sitting in the park with a pac a mac on
and a flower in her hair
Vocals: Lucy Muse Instruments: Ben Thomas
Recorded, mixed and mastered by Ben Thomas. Design by Ben Thomas and Lucy Muse. Photography by Jessica Eleanor. Released in 2020
JIZZ QUEEN
She was only a jizz queen
But she's definitely 18
Now she's only a cock whore
But she definitely wants more
He was only a sex toy
But he's more than a playboy
Now he's into the cum scene
But he's only a jizz queen
Give me some more
Give me some more
She was only a jizz dream
But she's definitely tag team
Now she's only a back door
But she definitely wants more
He was only a shit toy
But he's more than a good boy
Now he's into the unseen
But he's only a jizz queen
Give me some more
Give me some more
In this world we'll never find our way
In this world we'll never fade away
In this world we'll never find our way
In this world
Degenerate another day
She was only a jizz queen
But she's definitely 18
Now she's only a cock whore
But she definitely wants more
He was only a sex toy
But he's more than a playboy
Now he's into the cum scene
But he's only a jizz queen
Give me some more
Give me some more
Give me some more
Give me some more
In this world we'll never find our way
In this world we'll never fade away
In this world we'll never find our way
In this world
Degenerate another day
She was only the sex cream
But she's definitely jizz queen
Now she's more than a cock whore
But she definitely wants more
He was only the sex joy
But he's more than a ball boy
Now he's into the cum gene
Death to spunk and the jizz queen
She was only a jizz queen
Give me some more
Now she's only a jizz queen
He was only a jizz queen
Give me some more
Now he's into the jizz queen
Vocals: Lucy Muse Instruments: Ben Thomas
Recorded, mixed and mastered by Ben Thomas. Design by Ben Thomas and Lucy Muse. Released in 2020
BRING ME HOME
Sail out to sea
Blue calm and free
Cold winter due
Still searching for you
Hear me
Hold me
Take me
Bring me home
Take me to another place
Take me to the empty space
Sail out to sea
Blue calm and free
Cold winter due
Still searching for you
Hear me
Hold me
Take me
Bring me home
Sail out to sea
Blue calm and free
Cold winter due
Still searching for you
Vocals: Laura Collins Trumpet, Flugel Horn: Ben Thomas Piano: Tom Greenhalf Double Bass: Erika Lyons Drums: Scott Hammond
Recorded, mixed and mastered by Ben Thomas. Design by Ben Thomas and Lucy Muse. Released in 2020
DAME GOTHEL
In the clearing stands a maiden with golden hair,
Looking through the pane
Caged in a fortress, song unsung
Lonely as a skylark, old and young
Gently, she unfolds her locks tumbling down
Freely, on the ground
As they shine like starlight
Burnished gold
Will he see her, as they toll
There’s a prince who’s lost in love with his Queen
How he wants her so
As he climbs the turret, his pulse begins to race
Longing to see her, on his face
Step by step, his hopes arise numbing pain
Pulling on her mane
Glad in his ascension, he springs into her arms
Bony little fingers, he’s fallen for her charms.
In the wood had burned a heart in a sordid frame, barren and alone
When she saw him climbing, she stormed along the path
Casting her enchantment, the trees recoiled her wrath
Oh she loved the child she cared with good intent
Cruelty well meant
Snipping with her scissors, the steel reflects her eyes
Scheming with vengeance, he doesn’t seem surprised…